"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
Soccer players in the world cup be getting barely touched and falling like
and then you see RG3 who tore his ACL and went out and continued playing
isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”