my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen
me: but its dark and scary
Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right
And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS
IT’S JUST TOO GREAT
ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF
PRAY THE EH AWAY!
#YOU SHOULD WORSHIP THE LORD GOD #NOT LORD STANLEY
"you’re too cute to be single!"
then date me
you’re such a b**** (bagel)
why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall
i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word
I am literally both of them at the same time
okay Hazel Grace? Okay!
have I talked about how my two cats love each other so much and they literally do everything together and they’re always piled all over each other like
even when they’re not sleeping they’re just hanging out
no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.